Showing posts with label Lists. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lists. Show all posts

Thursday, December 29, 2011

LIST: TOP 20 Docs of 2011

Joshua Ligairi » 12.29.11 »


TOP 20 DOCUMENTARIES of 2011

20. Position Among the Stars
19. Life in a Day
18. Andrew Bird: Fever Year
16. The Arbor
13. Buck
12. The Black Power Mixtape
11. Urbanized
10. Tabloid
9. Senna
8. Sons of Perdition
6. Bhopali
5. Cave of Forgotten Dreams
4. Hell and Back Again
3. Nostalgia for the Light
2. Happy People: A Year in the Taiga
1. Convento

Runners Up: Bear NationConan O'Brien Can't StopInto the Abyss,  Page One: Inside the New York TimesProject Nim,  Shut Up Little ManUndefeated

Wasn't able to see: Abendland, Beats Rhymes and Life, Becoming Chaz, Bill Cunningham New York, Bombay Beach, The Greatest Movie Ever Sold, Pina, Sing Your Song, This is Not a Film

Most Overrated: Being Elmo, Dragonslayer, Justin Beiber: Never Say Never, Miss Representation, We Were Here

Thursday, December 1, 2011

VIDEO: 10 most racist moments in TV

Joshua Ligairi » 12.1.11 »

If there is one thing I really excel at in life, it is catching on to an online phenomenon about 2-3 years late--I'm spitballing on that number, but that's about average. With that in mind, I present to you, the internet craze of 2009: THE TEN MOST RACIST MOMENTS IN TV!

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

LIST: The Best Thanksgiving movies

Joshua Ligairi » 11.23.11 »

Despite all of the obvious reasons to dislike Thanksgiving, I happen to enjoy the holiday. Mostly because I like eating large portions of mashed potatoes and gravy, but also because I love the coziness of the holiday and the opportunity to spend time with family. There is a Dutch word for that feeling. It's "gezelligheid." And boy are my family gatherings gezellig.
Another thing I like doing around this time of year is watch movies. Occassionally I'll be tempted off to a theater with a friend, but because I "spare the turkey," my food coma often subsides a little sooner than those of my friends and family and that makes for a perfect time to stretch out on my grandparents couch and watch a movie. But, what to watch? As you may remember from earlier posts, I tend to be very specific about my thematic movie watching. Problem is, there aren't many Thanksgiving films to choose from. In fact, the only two I can even really think of are A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving (which doesn't hold a candle to the Halloween or Christmas specials) and Home for the Holidays (which I can't remember anything about).

So, until Eli Roth gets off his lazy butt and finishes his completely inappropriate horror romp, I'm stuck with my "Top 7 Not-Quite-Thanksgiving Films" that still manage to put me in the desired mood. Sorry, 7 was all I could come up with, and I was even stretching it with some of those. Though these films may or may not actually have anything to do with Thanksgiving, most of these take place in that wonderful transitional period between Autumn and Winter, have a strong nostalgic value around family and friendship, or are just plain good movies.

7. Indian Summer
6. Dutch
5. Grumpy Old Men
4. Hannah and Her Sisters
3. Dan in Real Life
2. The New World
1. Planes Trains & Automobiles

Any surprises? Certainly not with the number one. And isn't that a sad commentary on the state of Thanksgiving movies? Maybe, as mentioned before, Thanksgiving just isn't a very inspiring holiday. I mean, they made a better film out of Groundhog Day for crying out loud!
But let's consider this a challenge to young, Thanksgiving-loving filmmakers everywhere. The competition is almost non-existent. This is your chance to break into the American collective consciousness. But what's the story? Maybe a "Black Friday" Thanksgiving campout movie? No, that would suck. What I'd really like to see is an honest historical depiction of the first Thanksgiving. Something like The New World, but focused on the lead up to the initial celebration could be really cool.
Anyway, here are some honorable mentions: Son In Law (if you prefer weasels to turkeys), Leatherheads (if you are watching with your Grandparents), and maybe One Good Man (if your family happens to be both cheesy and Mormon like mine).

By the way, don't even think about giving me a hard time about omitting from my list films such as Pieces of April, House of Yes, Tadpole, The Ice Storm. Despite varied cult status and critical acclaim, these are not, IMHO, great movies and are certainly not great Thanksgiving movies. Also, please don't show your children that terrible Disney version of Pocahontas. The New World is far less sexist and racist and a much better all-around film.

Now, off to prep some homemade cranberry sauce. Which reminds me of another Dutch phrase I like to use this time of year: "Eets makkelijk!"

Saturday, October 1, 2011

LIST: Top 25 Halloween Movies

Joshua Ligairi » 10.1.11 »

For me, the entire month of October is Halloween. It's a time for gathering the harvest from our small garden, enjoying the changing leaves in the mountains, making cookies, brisk Autumn walks, drinking apple cider, roasting pumpkins seeds, lots of parties, and, of course, watching movies. This is especially important for me because it is the only time I can get my significant other to watch anything even close to resembling a horror movie with me. But then, Halloween movies are, or should be, slightly different than the average horror movie anyway. A Halloween movie should be, first and foremost, fun. It should be a movie you can watch with a big group of friends (so Eraserhead is out). Whether terrifyingly scary or gut-bustingly funny, these are crowd pleasers. Bonus points if it makes me nostalgic for the Halloweens of my childhood.
A few other rules guide my list-making. For instance, if the film clearly takes place during another holiday, it cannot be considered a Halloween Movie. Examples include Gremlins (Christmas) and Friday the 13th (Friday the 13th). If you've read my "Regional Film Watching" post this makes sense, or at least, you recognize my psychosis.
As a child, my Halloween movie watching was laregly restricted to the annual TV presentations of It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown and The Wizard of OZ (two I still absolutely love), but my Halloween watching expanded over the years to include not just the films of my youth and the films of today, but favorite films of my mother and grandmother's generations. As a friend Marissa Bernhard recently put it, Autumn is a time for classic films. I whole-heartedly agree. With all that in mind, I present my Top 25 Halloween Movies. Please keep in mind that I am cheating heavily by including double-features in several instances (I'm really bad at list-making).

25. Return of the Living Dead 1 and 2 double-feature.
24. The Wicker Man (1973) and The Wicker Man (2006) double-feature.
23. The Fly (1986) and Frankenstein (1967) double-feature.
22. The Birds
21. Slither and Night of the Creeps double-feature.
20. The Haunting (1963)
19. Grindhouse (Planet Terror and Death Proof) double-feature.
18. The Thing (1982)
17. Monster Squad
16. Misery
15. Psycho (1960), Psycho IV, and Psycho (1998), triple-feature.
14. Nosferatu and Shadow of the Vampire double-feature.
13. ET
12. Shaun of the Dead and Attack the Block double-feature.
11. Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)
10. Troll 2 and Best Worst Movie double-feature.
9. The Private Eyes
8. Arsenic and Old Lace
7. The Lost Boys
6. Halloween (1978) 1, 2, and H20 triple-feature.
5. Rear Window
4. Ghostbusters
3. Scream
2. Clue
1. The Burbs

Honorable mentions inlcude: Arachnaphobia, Beetlejuice, Blair Witch Project, Dawn of the Dead (either version), Dracula (any version), The Fog (1980), The Frighteners, Haunted Honeymoon, House and House II, Lady In White, Monster House, Near Dark, Salem's Lot, The Sixth Sense, Teen Wolf, The Village, Without a Clue, and Young Frankenstein.

Sunday, June 5, 2011

SCREEN CAP: Great films in 2010

Cleanflix has shown up on a few lists since the new year, which is a really nice surprise since it hasn't had any proper distribution yet. I enjoyed this random Mubi user's list the most so far because we are in such ridiculous company. God, bless you, random sir! Your impeccable taste made my day!

Sunday, February 27, 2011

LIST: The Films of 2010

Joshua Ligairi » 2.27.11 »

No diatribe this year because I have been so busy in my work and personal life that I struggled just getting this list out before the Oscar ceremony began. But, here it is. It has been a really great year for film. I have very few complaints and, despite the big budget fluff of sequels and remakes still going strong, this year saw some very original work, while independent film in general seems to be making a comeback in 2011. Here is my best stab at categorizing the films of 2010:


Excellent (2010) These were my favorite films of the year.

Alamar . Black Swan . Exit Through the Gift Shop . Four Lions . Inception . Marwencol . The Social Network . Sweetgrass




Very Good (2010) These films were also extremely enjoyable.

12th and Delaware . 127 Hours . A Film Unfinished . The American . Blue Valentine . Buried . Cyrus . The Elephant In the Living Room . Gasland . Google Baby . The King's Speech . Last Train Home . Never Let Me Go . The Oath . Shutter Island . Smile 'Till It Hurts . Somewhere . Sweethearts of the Prison Rodeo . The Tillman Story . Toy Story 3 . The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia . Winter's Bone




Above Average (2010) These were solid movies and better than most of the crap out there.

American Radical . Animal Kingdom . Art of the Steal . Cemetary Junction . Cool It . Czech Peace . Green Zone . Greenberg . How to Train Your Dragon . Howl . Jack Goes Boating . Last Play at Shea . Let Me In . Life with Murder . Monsters . Morning Glory . Mother . Mystery Team . Reel Injun . Restrepo . Robin Hood . Schmatta . The Town . True Grit . Unstoppable . Waking Sleeping Beauty . Youth In Revolt



Guilty Pleasures (2010) I'm embarrassed by how much I liked these movies.

Get Him to the Greek . Jackass 3D . Kick Ass. Machete . Piranha 3D . Predators



Disappointments (2010) I wanted to like these movies but didn't.

Alice In Wonderland . Date Night . I'm Still Here . The Last Airbender . Scott Pilgrim vs. the World . The Wolf Man




Overrated (2010) I didn't like these as much as you did.

Catfish . Cropsey . Enter the Void. Frozen . Tangled . The Kids Are Alright . Salt . Tron Legacy




Didn't See It (2010) But I Wanted To.

Amer. Armadilo . Boxing Gym . Client 9 . La Danse . Dogtooth . The Expendables . The Fighter . Genius Within . Happy People: A Year In the Tiga . I Am Love . Inside Job . The Kids Grow Up . Precious Life . Presumed Guilty . The Thorn in the Heart . Waste Land




Most Anticipated (2011) Looking forward to next year.

The Arbor . Black Power Mixtape . Bear Nation . Beats, Rhymes, and Life . Beauty Day . Cleanflix . Cold Weather . Dragonslayer . The Green Hornet . Hell and Back Again . The Interrupters . If a Tree Falls . Kati with an I . Knights of Badassdomn . Knuckle . Looper . My Idiot Brother . Nostalgia For the Light . Paul . Peep World . The Pipe . Project Nim . Red State . The Redemption of General Buttnaked . Resurrect Dead . Scream 4 . Shut Up Little Man . Sons of Perdition . Tabloid . The Thing . Your Highness