Few people will ever know how Lindsay Lohan's recent legal trouble has saved our miserable hides. I wish I could be more specific at this time, but unfortunately, I cannot. Ask me again in a few years when the statute of limitations has passed. Until then, check out this fine Comedy Central report, "Lindsay Lohan: Do Not Pass Go" and be sure to get a good look at those classy fingernails.
Thanks, Linz! You're a life saver!
